
You are not going to pee your pants. But the nearest toilet is at home, 6 minutes away. In order to make it,you enter a zen-like daydream that would make the Dali Lama himself applaud the majestic, mindful indifference to the bulging in your bladder.
Serene images of meadow larks sipping water from the edge of a murky pond on a late July afternoon occupy your thoughts, whilst you tiptoe among them in an effort to leave them undisturbed.
Serenity comes to a crashing halt when, In this daydream your beloved 3 year old retriever Spanky, urinates boiling hot urine on the rear driver side tire of your 1996 Toyota Camry.
No matter what you do, your thoughts circulate back towards the inevitable:
You've got to pee.
It's one of life's most fascinating challenges -resisting the urge to let go. And lose your hard earned self respect and esteem by giving into the most carnal urge; the last outpost of dignity before crossing into the realm of unabashed shame: drenching yourself in piss.
Frantically reaching home, you pull your car to the front doorstep of your spacious ranch home. Fumbling for the door key, your enemy at this point is time - and any movement that causes you to lose tension in the very muscles holding back a lifetime of future shame.
Once inside you run for your porcelain savior. Mid-way through a 3 minute long evacuation- you notice that your urine is as clear as water.
With my help, we'll decipher the secrets of what your pee says about ye (you). We'll decipher the riddles and mysteries of urine. Specifically when it comes to a marker of your current hydration status - which is the topic of this post (believe it or not).
Clear urine indicates a euhyrated state. In other words - you are in water balance, and the excess urine must be expelled. Unlike a reservoir, the body has no other holding area besides the bladder. What must come out, must come out. Inevitably.
Serene images of meadow larks sipping water from the edge of a murky pond on a late July afternoon occupy your thoughts, whilst you tiptoe among them in an effort to leave them undisturbed.
Serenity comes to a crashing halt when, In this daydream your beloved 3 year old retriever Spanky, urinates boiling hot urine on the rear driver side tire of your 1996 Toyota Camry.
No matter what you do, your thoughts circulate back towards the inevitable:
You've got to pee.
It's one of life's most fascinating challenges -resisting the urge to let go. And lose your hard earned self respect and esteem by giving into the most carnal urge; the last outpost of dignity before crossing into the realm of unabashed shame: drenching yourself in piss.
Frantically reaching home, you pull your car to the front doorstep of your spacious ranch home. Fumbling for the door key, your enemy at this point is time - and any movement that causes you to lose tension in the very muscles holding back a lifetime of future shame.
Once inside you run for your porcelain savior. Mid-way through a 3 minute long evacuation- you notice that your urine is as clear as water.
With my help, we'll decipher the secrets of what your pee says about ye (you). We'll decipher the riddles and mysteries of urine. Specifically when it comes to a marker of your current hydration status - which is the topic of this post (believe it or not).
Clear urine indicates a euhyrated state. In other words - you are in water balance, and the excess urine must be expelled. Unlike a reservoir, the body has no other holding area besides the bladder. What must come out, must come out. Inevitably.












