Thursday, October 1, 2009

Stinky Guy in the Gym

Seriously - what's up with the fuckstick who can't wash his clothes at the new private facility I train my clients at? I know you're an asshole from the way I see you treat people there - but for the love of god man - why do you have to smell like 3 bags of rotting garbage baking in the sun on a humid August afternoon? Flies and all? You know that warm garbage aroma? THIS GUY IS WORSE.

I literally came in last Sunday to 3 floors of noxious B.O that smelled like day old cheese pizza marinated in butt sweat. I couldn't escape it. I had to FUMIGATE all three floors with lavender-daisy Lysol extra strength formula. Twice.

Come to find out (through others)- that this douche WASHES HIS CLOTHES IN THE GYM SHOWER AFTER HE WORKS OUT and... Hangs them up in his locker, where they age and marinate to a crisp revolting ass stink. Dude - what does it take to get a cap of laundry detergent, and access to a 30 minute spin cycle? God.

What the hell?! Do you know you're killing all of us dude?

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